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=Welcome to the Year 6 Wiki for Term Two!!=

We have such a busy and exciting term ahead! This wiki will give year six students an opportunity to share your learning, thoughts and ideas.

AND JOKES Joshua.Guatato Funny Joke: What do you call a Mexican man that loses his car?? CARLOS!!!! plz reply in discussion page if its funny or not!!

Another Joke (except Miguel told me this one!) Liam and Robert There are 3 people stranded on a sinking island. They are granted 3 wishes and 2 are smart people and 1 is a dumb person. The first smart person said "i wanna go home!" so his wish was granted and he went home. The second smart one said "i wanna go home too!" so his wish was granted and he went home aswell. But, the dumb one said "I want my friends back!" so his wish was granted too and they came back stranded on the island.

plz reply in the discussion page if its funny or not and if you wanna keep the jokes coming!!!!!!!!

__declan__ Umm Declan, why did you use a question mark??? Anyway I have several jokes.(They may take a while to figure them out.) (//And if you are blonde I mean no offence. After all they are just jokes. If you take offence I'll stop them.)//
 * __//Christian://__**

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He suddenly asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She said, "He sure is." Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?" She said, "Oh, yes. It's a really good baby." With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked... "Then why did you eat him?"

A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked//,"//Where did you get that//?"// The pig replied, //"//I won her in a raffle!//"//

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.//"//Six please//"// she said, //"//I could never eat twelve!//"//

__//**KNOCK KNOCK TIME!!!**//__

Knock Knock! Who's there? Doris, Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Cash, Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Knock Knock! Who's there? A little girl, A little girl who? A little girl who can't reach the doorbell!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Boo, Boo who? Geez, no need to cry about it! If you think my jokes are funny, just post a comment in the discussion page. If you want a specific joke posted just warn me. Thank you!!! ;)

Monica:

3 people are stranded on a desert island and they get the chance to have one wish each. The first person say " I want lots of food." So the first person got lots of food. The second person said "I want a bed and some shelter." So the second person got a tree house. Then when the last person was asked what she wanted she said " A car door." When she got the car door the others asked why. She said "I got a bit hot so I'm just going to wind down the window."

SammyG;

A man caught some fish and put them in a bag. he was walking home when a little boy stopped him and asked "how many fish you got there sir?" the man answered with "if you guess the right number you can get all 5 of me fish." So the boy thought for a while and finally said "is there 7?"

Andrew K

A man was sick and tired of working in an office and decided to become a thief. He thought that his bad decision was stealing a purse. So he saw a lady ran to her and stole her purse, But he was so dumb that he did it right in front of a Police Officer. So the thief was running but ended up running in to a dead end. The thief saw there was no where to go and then he saw 3 potato sacks in front. The officer knew that he would get him but he also only saw 3 sacks. The officer kicked the first sack and there was a sound 'Meeeoooow'. He kicked the second one 'woof woof '. Last of all he kicked the third one and..... POTATO, POTATO, POTATO!!! Tia There were 3 people stranded on an island. They all had 1 wish each. The first person asked to go home. The second person asked to go home as well, But the third person wished that she had both of her friends back. Please say if it is funny in the discussion Thanks :)

=__**Jordan Sturevski: Knock Knock Jokes**__=

__**Knock Knock!**__


 * Whos there?**
 * Ford!**
 * Ford who?**
 * Ford he is a jolly good fellow!**

__**Knock Knock!**__


 * Whos there?**
 * Harold!**
 * Harold who?**
 * Harold are you!**

__**Knock Knock!**__


 * Whos there?**
 * Aries!**
 * Aries who?**
 * Aries a reason why I talk this way!**

Please reply in the discussion page if these jokes are funny or not.

__Thank you__ __Why was the blonde in the tree __ //__Because she was raking up the leaves __// __Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death at the drive-in movie theatre. __ //__They went to see 'closed for winter' __//

Monica:

10 facts about you 1.You're reading my comment 2.You're realizing that's a really obvious fact 4.You didn't notice I skipped three 5.You're checking now 6.You're smiling 7. You're still reading my comment 9.You didn't realize I skipped eight 10.You're checking again.11You are enjoying this 12.You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts

I got this off a website, plz comment if you like it!

__Eliza!!! __  A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail".

Coby Santa, The Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, A Smart Blonde and a dumb blonde are walking down a foot path. Infrount of them is a $100 note who picks it up?? comment on my disscusion page and try to figure out the aswer.